father son bonding

-Where are you going? It’s like, midnight.
-I’m going to the old apartment.
-Lie.
-What would I lie to you for?
-I don’t know then. Why do you?
-I’m your father. I don’t have any reason to lie to you.
-But you do.
-Like when?
-Oh please! Do you really want me to list the times!?
-I’m YOUR father!! I don’t have to answer to YOU!
-Shut up. Get out of my face. I don’t want to see you.
*door slam*
That’s how my father & I bond.