why is incompetency contagious?

Swine flu? Psht, it seems like incompetency is spreading like wildfire. Is it too much to ask for someone to do what they're supposed to do in a timely manner? If it is, then we're fucked.

HARRISON'S INFERNO

My spin on Dante's classic:

*:extra hell for you

Facebook

• people who update their status every 5 minutes (I don't care that you're eating spaghettios and are about to go to work)
• people who become a fan of everything imaginable
• people who forward or suggest random shit
• people who upload pictures of the most insignificant stuff*
• people who quote the bible

Hypocrites

• liars
• bad liars
• adulterers*
• people who say one thing, but do another
• immoral people*
• people who don't keep their word*
• traitors (Dante got that one right)
• people hating something they don't know
• people who don't stand up for themselves yet expect it to be done
• people who never give but always receive*

Bad Drivers

• senior citizen drivers*
• slow drivers
• reckless drivers
• drivers who don't let you merge
• people who own dilapidated cars with nice rims
• drivers with the music loud and the window down just so everyone can hear it too
• drunk drivers
• jaywalkers

Irresponsible, Immature, Ignorant People

• parents who bring their children to adult places*
• loud children
• children in general
• racists...to asians, anyway
• asians who hate soy sauce
• people ignorant, ashamed, or indifferent to their heritage and culture
• viet parents who don't speak to their children in viet
• viet parents who don't name their children consistently (no, you can't have all the children with viet names but one)
• people who think cursing is oh-so terrible*
• people who burst into song randomly
• close minded people
• flakes*
• people who don't acknowledge the past
• people who never try new things
• people who don't say goodbye
• people who wrap everything in religion
• people who push religion on me*
• PEOPLE WHO CANNOT HANDLE ONE SINGLE TASK
• people who judge a book by its cover
• people who deny the obvious
• people who doodle on tests
• people who don't do what their supposed to do
• people who put everything off until the last possible minute
• people who have their priorities explicitly not together
  
• people who don't take responsibility for their actions
• people who don't have an opinion, but just follows the herd

Bad teachers

• professors that BUTCHER names (dan-TEE), terms (velacity)
• teachers who just don't give a damn
• graduate student professors*
• teachers that don't teach
• teachers that can't teach*

People I Hate

• know-it-alls
• people who always lecture me*
• people who scoff at me for being a math major
• attention whores
• people who wear socks and slippers
• people who have an iphone, an ipod, & a mac
• people who go to ryan street high
• the "what-if" people*
• people who write checks at stores and make people in line behind them wait forever*
• the vain & conceited
• people who think a B is literally the end of the world as we know it
  
• people who never face reality
• people who order me around (Hell. No.)*
• braggers
• PEOPLE WHO WRITE CHECKS WHEN 5BILLION PEOPLE ARE WAITING IN LINE
  
• people who love that small, crappy lake town
• people who always go on the offense to everything i say*
• a few of those lsmsa kids
• people who think i'm weird just because i'm allergic to peanuts
• people who say new orlEEEns, nawlins & baton rouJe
• people who correct me!*

Yeah these are probably bad circles. They're not even in order or anything. Is that nine circles yet? Damn, just 6. Oh well, 6 is a Hellish number so there.

I just wrote this randomly since I stepped on the book earlier today & it came into mind. I'll probably keep updating this as it comes to mind.

~Divina Commedia~